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I can be very selfish. I try not to be, but sometimes I just want the really good parking spot, sometimes my need to record Grey's Anatomy trumps your need to record Battlefields of Ancient Mesopotamia or Whatever Else is Playing on the History Channel, and sometimes I HAVE to eat some of the raw cookie dough before I bake it.
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I'm surprised that whomever wrote the book of Revelation didn't include ABC's Bachelor Pad in the list of signs of the end times. Because, PEOPLE. It is epically humiliating to the entire human race, that we live among people like that. I should know, because I am watching it.
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White legal pads, Sharpie pens and Post-it Notes are my go-to office supplies. I cannot make it without them. Perhaps I ought to start grooming at least one of my boys to be an Office Depot store manager when they grow up.
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It freaks me out when I get into someone's car at the same time they do, and when the radio comes on, it's on NPR. Like, they were listening to it the last time they turned the engine off, not knowing that I would be riding with them to lunch later. Like, it wasn't a deliberate setup to make them look smart ... they were ACTUALLY listening to it for pleasure. Or whatever. I will just wave my freak flag high right now: I am not smart enough to enjoy listening to NPR.
