There is something very, very wrong about this. I can't put my finger on it, but .... oh wait. YES I CAN.
This wardrobe contraption makes it appear as though this woman with no facial fat is 9 months pregnant with a child whose head has managed to break through her uterus and skin to poke its precious, grinning face through a conveniently placed hole in a royal blue velour mock-T vest. IN FRONT OF A FAUX-PAINTED FALL-THEMED BACKGROUND.
